i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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