If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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