Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
why is half of my head shaved?
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