I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
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defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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