Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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