Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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