no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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