What did we do last night that was yellow?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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