just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I want to fling myself into the sun
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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