Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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