so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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