he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
