Your face is a jimmy john
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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