Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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