so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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