If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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