just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
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I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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