Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
My balls are so social today.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I lost the right to judge tonight
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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