so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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