I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize