just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Where is the hickey?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I will be naked everywhere
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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