I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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