I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
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why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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