He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
This is the high leading the old right now
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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