stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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