He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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