There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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