So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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