nutella sex= disaster
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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