i don't plan on having that self control this summer
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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