your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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