don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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