Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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