I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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