Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Can Purell be used as lube?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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