after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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