David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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