is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
