btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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