There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
