Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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