I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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