and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Less talking, more tequila
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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