Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
we're so committed to being not committed
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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