belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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