Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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