You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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