Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

actually, I'm a sock model

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

What did I say to him last night?

(385): View more from Utah

Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

all in all not a bad night

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid

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(760): View more from California

have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive

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(407): View more from Florida

he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him

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(909): View more from California

He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

what happened to you last night?

(1-902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me

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