yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I am spending my child support on dildos
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup