i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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