idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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