well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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