I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
this boner is exhausting
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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