Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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