Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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