If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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