You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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